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Matthew Funk

FICTION

Novels, Plays and Short Stories

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SHORT STORIES: 

PUBLISHED:

The Salesman — Published by A Twist of Noir

California Panthers — Published in print in the horror anthology, Howl

Good Night Durham — Published by Powder Burn Flash

All In My Head — Published by Thrillers, Chillers ‘N’ Killers

I Ain’t Gonna — Published by A Twist of Noir

The Good Father — Published by Thrillers, Chillers ‘N’ Killers

Clean Hands and Tipped Scales — Published by ThugLit

Hound Dog — Published by Pulp Metal Magazine

You Are Mine — Published by The Flash Fiction Offensive

Go Cup — Published by A Twist of Noir

Talking With The Monster — Published by MicroHorror

Love or Money — Published by A Twist of Noir

Smoke and Fire — Published by Powder Burn Flash

Do You Want Her? — Published by Darkest Before the Dawn

Cut You A Deal — Published by The Flash Fiction Offensive

Never See It Coming — Published by Thrillers, Chillers ‘N’ Killers

Where The Young Die — Published by Powder Burn Flash

Shooter — Published by A Twist of Noir

The Napoleon Laurel — Published by Plots With Guns

Good Choices and Bad Things — Published by Powder Burn Flash

Same Case Every Time — Published by Crimefactory (PDF)

Certain Saints — Published by A Twist of Noir

Rabid — Published by Full of Crow

Come Around — Published by A Twist of Noir

Parnell's Girl — Published by Thrillers, Chillers ‘N’ Killers

Times Past2010 Best Short Story, Spinetingler Award, All Due Respect

Second Chances — Published by Yellow Mama

Uncomplicate It — Printed in Needle Magazine #3

Kappa Kappa Carnage — Published by Plots With Guns

The Birthday Party — via Kindle in Thadd Presley Presents: Murder

The New Meat — Published by The Fringe Magazine

Sea Shepherds — Published by Pulp Metal Magazine

Swamp: Hercules in Desire — Published by Dark Valentine Magazine

She Took In Silence — Published by Flashes in the Dark

Almost the Devil — Published by A Twist of Noir

Choppers — Published by The Flash Fiction Offensive

Nothing to Say — Published by Shotgun Honey

Dodgeball — Printed in NEEDLE - Spring Issue

Pieces (AUDIO) — Produced by Psuedopod

From Death Trip to Road Trip — Published by Black Heart Magazine

Missionary — Published by Shotgun Honey

Wild Rides — Published by Dirty Noir

Durham Mahoney's Last Call, Part 1 — Published by Crimefactory (PDF)

Bad Spirits — Published by Burnt Bridge

Figured Out — Published by Shotgun Honey

You Never Can Tell — Kindle in PULP INK

Return Letter — Published by Yellow Mama

No Waiting Until Danger — Print, Kindle, Nook in D*CKED

Parnell — Published by Shotgun Honey

Cuffs — Kindle and Nook in Speedloader

Silas' Good Run — Published by Beat to a Pulp

Real Fucking People — Published by Dirty Noir

Map of Scars — Published by Shotgun Honey

Kentucky Runners Part I and Part II — Published by Thundadome

Rabid — Published by Shotgun Honey

Needlemen of New Orleans — Published by Thundadome

Bebe — Published by Shotgun Honey

Getting Bigger — Published by Plots With Guns

The Town They Earned — Published by GRIFT Magazine

A Little Miracle — Published by Shotgun Honey

Venus in Furs — Kindle in Off the Record

Broken Play — Published by All Due Respect

Andsell — Published by Shotgun Honey

Breed Out the Bad — Printed in Pulp Modern #2

Carly — Published by Shotgun Honey

Every Deviance, Damnation — Published by Shotgun Honey

Hunting Accidents — Published by Pulp Pusher

What Could Happen — Published by The Flash Fiction Offensive

Everybody Walks in New Orleans — Published by GRIFT Magazine

How We Roll — Published by Shotgun Honey

Lost Places — Published by Shotgun Honey

Tiger Team Bravo — via Kindle in Blood & Tacos #1

The New Way — Printed in Grift #1

Control — Printed in NEEDLE #5

Praying Season — Published by Burnt Bridge

Whatever It Takes — Published by Shotgun Honey

Story of a Gulch - Printed in Black Lantern Publishing #7

Loser's Prayer — Published by GRIFT Magazine

The Grinder — Published by Short-Story.Me

Voodoo Love — Published by The Flash Fiction Offensive

David to Goliath — Published by Shotgun Honey

Not Like Other People — Published by The Flash Fiction Offensive

Sniper! — via Kindle in Blood & Tacos #2

Obsession — Printed in Pulp Modern #3

Death Poses — Published by Shotgun Honey

The Survivor — Kindle in PULP INK 2

The First One — Published by Out of the Gutter

Day of Rest — Published by Shotgun Honey

Be the Body — Printed in Black Fox Literary Magazine #5

Snitch Ticket — Published by Shotgun Honey

Planning for the Future — Kindle in Lost Children: Protectors

Spill Site — Kindle in THUGLIT Issue One

Scare You Back — Published by Crimefactory (Kindle, PDF)

Froggy, Mickey & The Blonde — Printed in Noir at the Bar Anthology 2

Lovely Men — Printed in Shotgun Honey Presents: Both Barrels (Volume 1)

Glorious Mess — Published by Crimefactory (Kindle, PDF)

Part-Time Hero — Published by Shotgun Honey

Everyone Knows The Axeman — Printed in NEEDLE Fall/Winter 2012

Free Toy Inside — Published by Thundadome

Thinking About Her — Published by Out of the Gutter

Sevier Juvenile — Published by Redneck Press

It's Not The End Of The World — Printed in Nightfalls

The First One — Printed in Out of the Gutter #8

Not Up to Code — Published by Shotgun Honey

His Girl — Published by All Due Respect

All I Want For Christmas — Printed in You'd Better Watch Out!

A Woman and a Knife — Printed in Drive-In Fiction

REVIEWS: 

FANGIRLTASTIC:

We Are the Night (2010)

I Saw The Devil (2011)

Hatchet II (2010)

Rubber (2010)

The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest (2010)

The Killer Inside Me (2010)

The Master Bedroom (2010)

Chain Letter (2010)

Rocky Horror Show - Allison Austin (2010)

Survival of the Dead (2010)

Infestation (2009)

Jennifer's Body (2009)

SPINETINGLER:

Diarmaid and Grainne by Adrian McKinty

Orange County Noir edited by Gary Phillips

Boston Noir edited by Dennis Lehane

Forever After by Jim Thompson

ATTENTION, CHILDREN - SEQUENTIAL ART:

The Walking Dead, written by Robert Kirkman

LET'S KILL EVERYBODY:

Halloween (1978)


LET'S FUCK EVERYBODY:

Emmanuelle (1974)

INTERVIEWS: 

FANGIRLTASTIC:

Jessica Sugar Kiper ('Survivor', 'Sex and Death 101')

Jocelin Donahue ('The House of the Devil', 'The Burrowers')

Ethan Hawke ('Daybreakers')

UNPUBLISHED:

Unharmed – A normal person in sick circumstances meets the kind of creature that thrives in them.

Phoenix – Ashes are all that’s left inside a concentration camp guard soul, until a woman arrives to remind him why he fell in love with power.

When All Else Fails – June of 1944, and the war’s lost.  Now German Army officers are paying a horrible price to pretend otherwise.

Death Generation – In the tattered, teenage ranks of a 1945 SS battalion, no one’s cooler than the corpses. 

Being Here – A son at his father’s deathbed finds life’s tangibles lacking comfort.

A Question of Taste – A young student crushed under depression finds it’s the weightless things that make life worth living.  2nd Kurt Baumann story. 

Loss of the Last – In the cradle of the German nation, a weary veteran reflects on the totality of what has been lost and the emptiness of the world to come.

NOVELS:

AVA

“I tell you of The Monster that saves the world.”

Matthew C. Funk has completed his novel, Ava, the story of a schizophrenic serial killer in pre-Katrina New Orleans who strives to save the world. He is seeking representation for this work.

Reaver - Reaver confronts us with the question, “How would an epic hero exist in the reality of the ancient world,” and answers with unflinching courage and detail. In marketing parlance, it is like Robert Graves’ Greek Myths meets Fight Club.

VOR – The Eastern Front of World War II as it really was.  A secret Soviet assault that changed the course of the war.   A hopeless hero out to do the impossible – survive them both with his soul intact. 

Soldatenkino – As East Prussia collapses, a young soldier fights to save a maddened humanity he thinks can sink no further.  He is wrong.

Carcosan Design – The secret schemes and true occult practices of the Nazi leadership endanger an unwitting housekeeper’s home and the fate of the entire world in this first volume of the “Kaltenbronn” World-War-Horror Series.

Forest Apparition – The unbelievable and unspeakable explode into the life of a cynical Soviet partisan as his war story is hijacked by an unusual embodiment of the classical hero. 

Judgment – An epistolary autopsy of all home front romance.   We follow the life of a war wife as she raises her newborn child in the horrible era that each generation of war wives endures: the worst of times. 

Cranston’s Folly – A madman’s legacy is the objective.   The looming landmark mocks and perhaps dooms Sergeant Jon Cranston during the lunatic days of the Normandy invasion. 

Outside The Lines – Siegfried von Krieg doesn’t know whether it’s the curse of an ancient alchemical tome killing his fellow mental patients or just the curse of being on psych leave in the German Army.  With saboteurs, fanatical Nazis and his own doctor after him, he better figure it out soon. 

Trespass – The death throes of a concentration camp experienced through the minds of the inmates who collide within.

 

PLAYS: 

Common Cents – Three draftees who will never agree.   Two hundred pounds of anonymous gold.  1.5 million Russians coming for them. 

Congress of Tigers – Only America can save Ho Chi Minh.   The critical alliance between the US and the Viet Minh is illuminated and shadows of what is to come are cast in this thoughtful and gripping account of Japanese Indochina’s last days. 

Forlorn Hope - The most brutal and intense engagement in the most brutal and intense battle in Marine Corps history.  The only screenplay as brutal and intense as it really was. 

Bella VistaA 1950s Motel Murder Mystery with a mystical twist that’s the very soul of Film Noir.
A collaboration with Pamila Payne.