The Iowa debates underscored two significant points about the Republican candidates to date: None seems close to a sure thing; most seem incapable of talking directly about what policy they’d significantly change if elected. The latter is a product of being incapable of criticizing a President from one’s own party, even when the electorate seems to expect little more bona fides from their representatives. The former’s cause will be evident below as we review the morass of platitudes, perfidy and madness that was the Sunday morning ABC GOP Debates in Iowa.
Rather than nail all the issues one by one, I’ll do this by candidate, giving you a re-cap of their performance and then pointing out highlights. We’ll start with my favorite would-be world leader:
TOMMY THOMPSON: Yes, that’s right. I’m a supporter of The Other Thompson, if made to choose from the GOP corral.
Thompson was given all of 47 seconds by George Stephanopoulos. Stephanopoulos, the moderator, seemed incapable of instituting order beyond keeping that wild man, Thompson, in line. I’m not sure Thompson even had a chance to answer the closing question about what new quality he would bring to the Oval Office.
To the extent he did answer, Thompson was intelligent and articulate, though not “as ever”. He started slow, lost answering a question about the abortion issue with a response that was more an analysis of the importance of ideological loyalty in national polling of candidates.
However, he touched on actual plans for things - Iraq, with the emphasis he demands be placed on provincial elections and on oil revenue sharing - and so did a fair shake better than many who had ten times more time to speak.
ROMNEY: Romney’s green light must’ve been broken. Either that, or he purchased the network before the debate in order to be able to go on after his time elapsed. And he did go on, and on, and on.
His main problem wasn’t how much he said so much as what he was saying. Romney has taken a page from Hilary Clinton’s book; he evades talking publicly about his plans or proposals on issues, he piggybacks on the popular points of other candidates and expresses them with more conviction, he is relentlessly negative and on message and then laments that everyone else is so negative and robotic in their responses. He is, in essence, the worst of dirty tricksters in public.
That having been said, he differs significantly from Hilary in that both his website and his writings of late have presented substantial policy proposals. It is almost as if he’s acting on the premise that the majority of the public should and wants to be treated like a mob of sentimentalist morons - a notion Hilary’s national poll numbers seem to support - while giving anybody who cares enough about politics to look into his positions a real treat: articulate, innovative, realistic policies.
Damn cunning if that’s the case. That’s a quality that could go both ways with me. It will definitely beat Hilary at her own game if they both make the nationals - she’ll be the one without substantial proposals, without actual success at health care, and with a still-nervous electorate favoring a “daddy government” approach. Perhaps right wing media agenda-setters like Drudge and Limbaugh have already taken into account; they relentlessly assault Obama while keeping Hilary sneered at but not yet bitten badly.
MCCAIN: Speaking of bitten badly, John McCain seemed like he was suffering from a resurgence of malaria. He ambled through his usual line about being the most experienced and prepared candidate on the stage, and it came off sounding less like a support for his Presidency and more like an excuse for a nap.
Otherwise, he took stock Republican positions. Abortion was bad; he’d always been against it, really.
Just as an aside, I’m finding it bitterly amusing how an incumbent President’s positions on an issue defines the tone for the candidates of their own party. It means that textbook moderates like McCain and Giuliani have to deliver shining-eyed lamentations about the loss of the culture of life in America. McCain took that to a bit of an extreme, sounding like the inheritor of Jerry Falwell’s logic schemes when he declared that abortion was most definitely a national security matter. Saying that the rights of the unborn are a key element to defeating Islamic extremism did not lend credence to his other policy declarations.
GIULIANI: Rudy spent most of the debate talking about qualifications, but not about issues or plans. He deserves more print than he gets here, as he was calmer and more artful than ever before on the podium. But until he throws out a plan for victory in the War on Terror beyond “we should win it”, I feel both commentary and a vote are held back.
On the other hand, he did talk about how important providing the basic securities and amenities to failing and developing nations was in order to incubate democracy in them. Kudos on that.
BROWNBACK: Brownback seemed rather learned this go-around on matters of taxes and foreign affairs. He advanced a “three state solution”, which I’ve never embraced nor dismissed entirely but give credit to for at least being a plan, and talked about health care depending more on fair market forces than on simply creating vast entitlements.
However, in case this in any way sounds appealing, Brownback made his defining statement of assuming the Presidency an oath to overturn Roe v. Wade. Even if this position appeals, bear in mind how realistic a candidate is the one who declares that his defining cause.
HUCKABEE: Huckabee seems a likeable populist with some good principles, but his proposed practices - such as linking Congress’ fate with every citizen’s in terms of health care - lack the applicability to match their folksy charm. Otherwise, he spent most of his scarce time merely being likeable.
HUNTER: Duncan Hunter spent most of his time being unlikeable - roaring out more sound and fury signifying nothing, like proposing we win the war by “we’ve got to win it”, and “elevate the family”, and other such angry Dad kind of lines. However, to those who are stirred by such fanfare, remember that as brave as angry Dad is, he still needs to know how to feed, house and protect you kids, not just be mad.
PAUL: Ron Paul spent most of his time being John Locke. He expressed numerous libertarian philosophical talking points. These, along with the usual tantrum of a position he has on Iraq withdrawal, played to the crowd well. But as much as isolationism has charm in many regards - moral objectivity, prioritizing the care of our people beyond the commitments to the world we’ve made - it comes with terrific cost. It would be a long and alarming road, and though I am sure some President will doubtless lead us down it in the future, Ron Paul is not to be that President.
TANCREDO: We save the best for last. Tom Tancredo is the best candidate out there - for the position of Warrior Pope. As a Presidential candidate, he is the iron-eyed avatar of all America’s angers and ills, and so utterly inappropriate in a world where reason, not raw fury, leads to victory.
I don’t mean to entirely snub Tancredo - his ambition is laudable, his conviction certainly beyond doubt and some of his deeds as a Congressman, especially during the Beslan school shootings, extraordinary in generosity and effort. That all being said, he comes off sounding like Conan on crank.
First he defended his comments that as a tactic in the war on terror, he would, as President, threaten to bomb the sites of Islamic holy sites of Mecca and Medina into annihilation. Now granted, he was talking about “ultimate” responses to an “ultimate” threat - a nuclear bomb set off in the US. Nevertheless, if ever there was a strategy designed to unite all Muslims of the world against us and truly cast the entire conflict in the dynamic of holy war that the extremists on either side view it as, that would be it.
Then Stephanopoulos commented to him that the State Department had criticized his comments as being inflammatory. Tancredo responded that, “when I’m criticized by the State Department, I know I’m doing something right”, or something to that effect.
Sure, Tom - it doesn’t get more granola than the leftie pinkos in the Bush White House’s State Department.
So, after going on about bombing holy sites and securing our borders and all manner of other quasi-hostile talking points, Tancredo delivered what would be the closing aria in this piece of political theatre:
He had been asked what his defining mistake was. Without missing a beat, the guy who made McCain look like a pacifist by comparison responded, “Not realizing sooner that Jesus Christ was my personal savior.”
And that, in a nutshell you might say, was the Iowa GOP Debate.