Shame, Obama: Don’t Just Give Your Enemies A Fair Deal
With almost everyone in the press jumping on Obama to get a piece of ripping down the golden boy for the sake of headlines, I almost feel bad leveling criticism at him.
The attacks on him have been the polar opposite of fair: Meaning, utterly unrelated to reality. On one side you have the standard screaming out of the National Review and its readers, denouncing him for the 100% Liberal voting record that they gave Obama, based on standards they devised and will not let the public see. On the other side, you’ve got the likes of the LA Times, criticizing Obama for racing toward the center on issues when, in truth, he’s not saying anything different than what he’s been saying for over a year.
But my criticism differs from these in an important regard: It is fair; specifically because it calls out Obama for being unfair.
The victim of this unfairness was General Wesley Clark, former Presidential candidate, former Clinton shill. Like him or not, the man organized the enormous US Armed Forces and its allies to bring peace to the Balkans during a genocide. He knows military strategy. And the point he made recently, was that for all of McCain’s service to the country, McCain isn’t strategy minded due to his time in the service.
…having served as a fighter pilot _ and I know my experience as a company commander in Vietnam _ that doesn’t prepare you to be commander in chief in terms of dealing with the national strategic issues that are involved. It may give you a feeling for what the troops are going through in the process, but it doesn’t give you the experience first hand of the national strategic issues.”
And he’s right. One can argue McCain’s overall strategic acumen, but whatever degree of it he has, doesn’t come from learning to fly a plane, being tortured or organizing a squadron during peacetime.
So, just like being a plumber doesn’t make you a county director of civil engineering, or a retail cashier makes you an investment banker, McCain’s service doesn’t give him a huge leg up over Obama, and that’s something voters should consider.
McCain, of course realizing that he has nothing else to go on but for voters’ perception of him as a scrappy all-time champeen of all things martial, blew up at the remarks. It was as if Clark had accused him of eating babies for Communism. More to the point, they acted as though Obama had accused him.
…let’s please drop the pretense that Barack Obama stands for a new type of politics. The reality is he’s proving to be a typical politician who is willing to say anything to get elected, including allowing his campaign surrogates to demean and attack John McCain’s military service record.”
The proper response to that is, “What’s so demeaning about saying that it doesn’t lead to grand strategic knowledge? Do we expect our PT boat crew chiefs to know how to hack satellites? Or our Marine tankers to know how to pilot F-14s? No. It was a simple statement about your service record, and if you think it’s untrue, then by all means disagree, but just like I wouldn’t assume that knowing how to operate a waffle iron would lead to my understanding how to run the Waffle House corporation, I don’t think voters should assume knowing how to play with your joystick makes you a field marshall.”
Instead, the Obama campaign has wasted a lot of wind denouncing Clark:
Obama spokesman Bill Burton said, “As he’s said many times before, Senator Obama honors and respects Senator McCain’s service, and of course he rejects yesterday’s statement by General Clark.”
Campaign wunderkind David Axelrod also ripped into Clark just hours ago. So while McCain’s cronies get all the more message discipline and coordination, it’s nice to see such a united front from the Democrats - from “Obama Undercutting His Brand As Candidate Of Change” in the LA Times to the throngs of abuse he’s getting for FISA, guns and appeasing-and-or-being-too-mean-to Republicans.
So I close with this reminder; a cautious conclusion to my fuming over unfairness:
Remember, the alternative is vastly more moronic and sleazy. Case in point, to retaliate against any attacks on his service record - read: Any non-fawning, orgasm-less heaping of praise thereon - McCain has enlisted a man he once called, ‘dishonest and dishonorable,’ Colonel Bud Day, a former advocate associated with SBVT who spoke in one of their ads.
Day at once set to calling into question Clark’s own strategic acumen. His technique was not to use logical comparison, or professional, but stupidity and emotionalism:
“Things were very difficult for [McCain],” he said. “He was horribly wounded in his extremities, and it was questionable if he would survive his experience.
He set a high standard for himself because the Vietnamese tried to release him and he showed courage by refusing that to come about. We had an opportunity to watch a president in office, a Democrat who was extremely ineffective during those years. [McCain] learned an awful lot from that…
General Clark spent a month in Vietnam, got badly wounded and was evacuated, that was his experience. I say let’s hold the two of them up and compare them.”
Okay, let’s compare.
First, the logical comparison: There is no real comparison, save that they were both in the same country at around the same time and were wounded. Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s move onto the issues.
Second, the professional comparison: Well, by the above information, not much difference. Let’s look at the rest of their experience. McCain, rose to be Captain, organized the lives of around a hundred people in peacetime. Clark, a lifetime in the service, ovesaw TRADOC during its most significant years of improvement (early 90s), and six years of strategic - not tactical, not organizational; strategic, rank-of-commanding-General - experience in war; a war we won, defined a new and peaceful Balkans, and lost nearly no fatalities.
But no, it’s only in the heart-thumping, dumbly sentimental sense that they even come near to looking like McCain’s ahead. For first we have that dastardly, “extremely ineffective” Democratic President Colonel Day refers to - the dreaded Lyndon Johnson. What bearing he has on McCain’s strategic know-how, I don’t know; especially since he was in office for less than a third of the time McCain was captive. Nixon was President most of the time.
And next we have the notion that, again, suffering makes you qualified to lead. It doesn’t. If anything, it may make you less qualified, as you bear the scars and specters of your torment.
I don’t expect Obama, or even his dread “surrogates,” to say as much. I don’t even expect him to denounce Colonel Day for acting like an authority and leading people astray on what strategic knowledge comes from, or McCain for hiring a man like Day after denouncing him. But I hope Obama does learn that while it’s important to be fair to one’s enemies, it’s even more important to extend that courtesy to one’s friends.

I’ll clarify. In the assault rifle world, the M-16 is a prissy primadonna of a prom date, while the AK-47 is the kind of gal you marry. It is durable, sexy in a brutal kind of way, and holds cartridges as long as Hulk Hogan’s middle finger that can pulp bear flesh. And while I don’t buy for a minute that Rambo could have burst from concealment underwater firing the persnickety M60 machinegun, he might have extruded from unprocessed waste with an AK-47 and I’d believe it could still fire. What’s more, it’s an iconic weapon - the death dealing device that embodies the post-colonial, over-proliferating late-20th century; the gun of the mujahadeen, the Soviet, the African warlord.
Regardless of whether candidate is game for a mudfight, the chum-slingers in print are all too pleased to amp up the character abuse, as two developments in the media surrounding the 2008 Election proved today.

